Chipotle Mexican Grill at 2421 San Ramon Valley Boulevard, San Ramon, California.

Chipotle is Mexican fast food (normally when I say that, people think of Taco Bell, but Taco Bell isn't really Mexican and some would say it's not food.), and the thing with fast food is that it's going to (of course) not be as good as the real stuff, but it'll be cheaper. It's convenience food.

Well, there's just no point in going to Chipotle when you have Rancho Grande right across San Ramon Valley which is cheaper, more flavorful, and more authentic.

I'm not even anti-Chipotle! I'll eat Chipotle if there's not an authentic burrito place around: I am comprehensively pro-burrito. But something like this where there's a BETTER AND LESS EXPENSIVE OPTION right across the street?

Dude. Come on.